My name is Billy Bissonett, and I was blessed
with the opportunity to be a racing partner (NHRA Drag racing,
mostly) with Ky “Rocketman” Michaelson for about 6
years.(1968-1974). To be associated with a man with the fantastic
creative genius, and boundless energy of Ky was a real treat!
I remember one night in 1971, I was in my home just relaxing,
and The phone rang, and it was Ky sounding even more up-beat than
normal (normal for Ky that is). He said “Billy, hang on
to your hat, we’re going to New York to reset the world’s
Snowmobile speed record”! “ we’re starting to
work on the machine tonite, so c’mon over to my shop and
don’t plan to be back home until mid-morning!” When
I got to Ky’s shop, he told me that the United States Snowmobile
Assn. (USSA) was going to hold a” record speed run”
event in upstate New York (Booneville) in 2 weeks, and he intended
to get that record! He said he had talked to the USSA Technical
Director and was told only that the machine must be “track
driven” and have skis

on
the front to support/steer it. When he asked how the track must
be mounted, and what kind of power was allowed, they responded
”anything you want!” WOW! Give Ky Michaelson that
kind of open door on design and you knew this was going to be
a VERY exciting project to be a part of! Ky took an old dragster
chassis that we had raced and bought a pair of 18” wide
Indy type racing tires and some WIDE wheels to mount them on.
He then took the tires over to 3M Co. in St. Paul and had them
mount snowmobile tracks onto the tires with some space age adhesive
that their chemists brewed up. he first installed MANY VERY sharp
3- pronged “studs” onto the track to help with traction
on an icy surface! (and to crush the foot of anyone who got run
over by them) He also mounted a pair of chrome plated large size
snowmobile skis on the front end where the wire dragster wheels
had been. He then built a beautiful sheet aluminum cockpit enclosure
with a windscreen to protect the driver from anything the tracks
kicked forward, and had well-known custom painter, Kevin Winter
apply Many coats of meta-flaked green paint with metal-flaked
silver flames set off by black pin striping! It was beautiful!
He told me that it was my responsibility to build an engine/clutch
combination for the machine that would not overpower the track
surface, (they told us it would be “hard packed” snow)
but the engine/clutch combo must have enough power to propel the
machine to 150 MPH ( Ky’s goal - the existing record was
in the one hundred teens) in a 1/2 mile distance! I dragged out
an old supercharged ’58 Chrysler “300” 392 cubic
inch engine and built it up so it would produce about 600 horsepower,
down from the 1,000 horsepower it could be built up to . I then
attached a Hays 2 disc adjustable clutch unit to the back of the
engine. That clutch unit could be setup to be “soft”
on the bottom end of the run, so it would not overpower the track
surface and still provide the “grab” necessary to
propel the machine to over 150 MPH in a ½ mile span! The
1000 H.P. engine with that clutch in the dragster (on asphalt)
had propelled it to 193 MPH! We loaded the “monster”
into Ky’s dragster trailer , and hooked it to the trailer
hitch on my ’64 Chev Suburban( modified to include a “souped
up”Chev 454 CID engine, heavy duty turbo 400 transmission,
and a bed built in behind the rear seat, so we could take turns
sleeping on the long journey. Ky’s Mom, Pearl Davis, decided
that she would like to to fly in to Boonville & join us for
the run AND the ride back to Minnesota.( her almost constant giggles
were a real treat). We took a route through Wisconsin, & through
Chicago, and then onto the Turnpike system through Ohio and Pennsylvania
to the up-state New York area. We heard a news report while on
our way that Booneville New York had been hit with a “lake
effects” snow storm that had deposited 54” of snow
on the area.( well, so much for our hopes of a solid, hard packed
surface to race on!) the Turnpike system through Ohio and Pennsylvania
is mostly concrete paved with asphalt stuffed expansion joints
every 100 feet or so, providing us with a “bang bang bang”
bumpy ride all the way into New York! When we got to Booneville
( A scenic heavily tree covered small town in the Adirondack mountains,
(about 4000’ above sea level) We were amazed at how well
the streets had been cleared of the huge snowfall! they have that
happen often in that area, and have huge auger type snow blowers
to deal with it . ( similar to what we see at Mpls. St. Paul Int’l
Airport. We were also impressed by the friendly/ courteous people
we met at gas stations, restaurants, and our motel ( just like
in Minnesota)We had a 5:00 A.M.wake-up call in our motel( mainly
so we could get to a Chinese restaurant for Ky’s chou mein
breakfast( fortunately they had coffee. juice, & pastry, too!
After breakfast, we headed out to the race track to see what we
would have to run on. We were amazed & pleased to find a 60’
wide ½ mile long surface with 6’ high snow banks
on each side. the track surface had been compacted by a golf green/blacktop
roller and was in GREAT shape! When we drove through the pit area
to the place where we could unload Ky’s “missle”
and fire it up, we saw MANY other machines being prepared to assault
the record books! We noticed that Arctic Cat Co. also had an automobile
engined streamliner,(Supercharged Big Block Chev engine) but with
more conventionally mounted track. They started it up just as
we went by, and I told Ky “no Sweat, that engine sounds
sad!”
Arctic Cat also had a conventional type sled with a “Turbonique”
rocket booster mounted on the rear of it.” those Turbonique’rockets
are dangerous” Ky said,”especially if they have
the throttle linkage for both engines run together” “
if the regular snowmobile engine loses traction and the rider
backs off the throttle to re-gain control, he will also back
off on the rocket engine when the linkages are hooked together
which “loads” the rocket chamber,with fuel and will
cause a violent explosion if he hits the throttle again!”
Ky said he’d go over to that machine & check that
out & talk to the Arctic Cat crew chief
To see if separate throttle linkages for both engines could
be installed. A Large crowd of spectators (over 5,000) began
to lineup behind the snow barriers on both sides of the track,
and in the grand stands that were placed near the finish line
of the track. We decided that we would start the engine on Ky’s
machine to warm it up, and also that Ky would be the driver,
cuz he was the sponsor and engineer for the project, but he
asked me to wear my dragster fire suit when we went up to the
starting line, in case something happened to him that would
make it impossible for him to drive! Fortunately, Ky had purchased
a “heavy duty” starting motor rhat spun the engine
fast enough to get it started in the –10 below temperature
and 4,000’altitude! I attached the starter to the front
of the supercharger & Ky got into the “hot seat”
as the engine turned over, a spectator who had come over to
help us squirted gas into the fuel injector scoop. Ky pushed
on the “loud pedal” a couple of times to get gas
down into the combustion chambers, and then turned the ignition
switch to “on”!
The big Chrysler engine came to life with a VERY LOUD ROAR!(
I’ll bet those mountains hadn’t heard that loud
a roar since George Washington’s troops fired cannons
at the “redcoats” in the Revolutionary war! To say
that we attracted attention is a GROSS understatement! MANY
spectators AND the USSA tech officials came running. (Keep in
mind USSA is made up of the three major snomobile manufacturers,
(Arctic Cat, Polaris & SkiDoo) ALL of whom wanted that record
BADLY ,so they could advertise their sleds as “world’s
fastest” When the Tech guys got over to Ky’s machine,
they looked it over & said”disqualified”( Wouldn’t
look good to have a couple of Minnesota hot rodders go faster
than the Major manufacturers, now, would it?) Ky pointed out
to them that his “sled”was built EXACTLY in
accord to the specifications that they had given him! But, I
guess the sound of that big Chrysler engine crisply barking
at high decibel levels was more than they wanted to compete
against, so “disqualified” remained their position!
A LARGE/loud number of spectators gathered around us and Loudly
made it clear to the officials that they wanted to see the “Minnesota
Guys” run their machine! When threatened with tearing
apart of their headquarters trailer by a large/angry group of
fans, they changed their minds & said “OK, lets see
just how fast they can get this thing going!” I’ll
have to admit that they were courteous enough to us to let us
be one of the first machines to run, which, at least kept the
starting line from getting chewed-up by the many high horsepower
sleds waiting to compete. Ky eased the clutch out and slowly
drove the machine up to the starting line. I pulled my Suburban
up next to him so we’d have the starter motor and LARGE
battery pack close to the machine. however, prior to Ky’s
attempt, Arctic Cat pulled their “Turbonnique” rocket
boosted sled up on the other side of my truck. driver Dale Cormican
is one of the best racing sled riders in the world, and a really
nice guy! Ky told me that their crew chief had told him that
there “wasn’t enough time” to install dual
throttle linkages, so they’d have to run it “as
is”! Ky then told me to “stand back” when
it runs, I was standing about 15 feet back from it when they
fired up the Arctic Cat 650 cc motor to launch the sled. Dale
nailed the throttle and the track started to spin a bit, the
rocket booster fired, and gave him a VERY quick launch for about
50 feet which brought it up to about 25 feet from me, but right
next to my truck.Dale, then, backed off on the throttles to
re-gain traction & then hit it, again, Ky was correct, the
Turbonnique went “BOOM” and I was hit with a large
blast of flying debris & propelled back into a nice soft
snow bank! I was lucky, I only had a few black and blue marks
on me, My fire suit protected me from the heat blast! My Suburban,
however did not fare as well. ALL the glass on the driver’s
side was in mini sized shards & fragments, and the body
looked like it had been side swiped by a Semi truck Ky’s
mom was sitting on the passenger side bucket seat in her parka
(with hood up, thank God) and she was covered with glass fragments/shards.
I ran over to see how she was, and saw her BIG smile & she
said “I’m OK, Billy, Just a little shaken up, no
cuts or bruises that I can find”! (now, how many 65 year
old women would be that “cool” after sitting through
an explosion? Ky Michaelson had a really neat mom! ( the reason
I say
“hsd a neat mom” is that since this happened, that
sweet woman has lost a long,miserable struggle with cancer,
and was called home to provide cheer in heaven. I then ran over
to the Arctic Cat sled to see how Dale was doing That explosion
could easily have broken his back! The machine was on fire,
but Dale had a good fire suit on, also. With my fire suit protecting
me, I leaned into Dale’s driving cockpit and released
his seat belts I asked him how he was doing & he said “fine,
just a little sore in my neck” The Arctic Cat crew went
into full “panic” and one guy came running over
yelling “We’ve gotta get him out of there”!
and grabbed him by the helmet & shoulders & started
removing him from the seat. If he didn’t already have
a broken neck, those guys were in the process of giving him
one! I yelled at them and told them to “go easier or they
would kill him” but, with full panic in their eyes, they
pushed me aside and dragged Dale out of the cockpit, and over
to a waiting station wagon. I moved the remains of my ‘Burb
up to the starting area and went over to assure Ky that his
mom seemed to be OK! I then attached the starter motor to the
front of the engine & started turning it over, getting another
assist with the squirt of gas into the injector. Ky pumped the
“loud” pedal and hit the ignition switch, and the
big motor, again roared to life! I leaned into the cockpit &
Ky had a HUGE smile on his face! HE WAS READY! He eased the
clutch pedal out and started the machine moving down the race
course, slipping the clutch& putting a little pressure on
the brake lever to avoid losing traction( I might point out
that Ky had A LOT of experience getting conventional HIGH horsepower
dragsters off the starting line while maintaining a good degree
of traction, so that experience, plus his own abilities as a
race vehicle driver gave him the ability to start the snow dragster
moving down the course without losing traction. As he continued
down the track the big engine was building up RPM and I could
hear the RPM drop just a little when the clutch locked up at
about ½ track.then it was MORE RPM as he got closer to
the end of the track, and a loud “POP” as the drag
‘chute caught air and bloomed to slow him down. My experience
with drag chutes has been that you don’t hear that “POP”
until the vehicle is going at least 150MPH!so I started jumping
up and down and cheering our obvious success! Then like a blast
of ice water hitting me in the face, I heard the announcer’s
voice say 107MPH! And, next, a loud group of spectators yelling
“no way, he was going at least 150” I drove the
remains of my truck down to the end of the track to tow Ky
back,
and he really looked dejected when I got to him “107,
we got shafted” was all he could say. I said “fantastic
job of driving, my friend, ya done really good” by then,
a number of fans had gathered around us expressing loudly that
they thought Ky was going MUCH faster than 107! And echoing
my compliments on his driving job! We went back to the starting
line to watch the other sleds run & even Dale Cormican said
“you guys got screwed”!The SkiDoo factory team made
a run that was 123 MPH! the Arctic Cat Team Manager handed me
a check for $1,000.00 to pay for damages to my truck & that
was very close to what it took to get it repaired!a couple of
modified Arctic Cat & Polaris sleds made runs of 110 MPH
& a factory Ski Doo went 119 When we left Booneville to
start our long tow back home ( the “bang bang” of
the highway was still there. We got to a highway exit for a
city called “Canastola” N.Y. and the trailer started
swaying back and forth behind the truck.at 1:00 A.M. I pulled
up the exit ramp and into the driveway of astill open gas station,
hearing a loud scraping sound from the trailer. As I pulled
into the station, the guy working there, came running out &
said, “It looks like you’ve broken your trailer
axle”(the “bang bang bang” bumps had finally
taken their toll on Ky’s trailer! The guy told us to pull
in to the service bay of the station above the hydraulic lift
( how many people in any area would do that at 1:00 A.M? with
the aid of the lift, and a hydraulic floor jack the guy also
let us use, we got the damaged axle out, I thought he looked
familiar, It was the same guy who had squirted the gas into
the air scoop for us at the track! He then said”would
you guys like to use our arc welder?” “YUP”
we said in unison I’m a pretty good welder, so, I started
on it first & had NO success! “that must be some really
strange metal” Ky said, “Let me try it” Ky
is a VERY good welder& even he could not get it to work
on that axle! About 2:00 A.M.
a highway patrol officer stopped in for a cup of coffee &
said “you guys really got shafted out there today, I was
in the grandstands near the finish line & you were going
MUCH faster than 107AND, the driver was doing a FANTASTIC job
of keeping that machine going straight!” When he noticed
the trouble we were having with welding the axle, he said to
the service station guy, “I’ll bet Steve Adams could
weld this, he’s a welding instructor at the Vo-Tec school
& the best welder in this area”! He then went to a
phone & called Steve (AT 2:00A.M.!) He then said, “no
problem, Steve said he’d come down if I can drive over
in the squad car & get him” WOW! !talk about nice
people! About 2:15, the squad car came back with Steve &
we immediately bought him some coffee. He looked at the axle
& said”I can weld this, It’s some foreign steel
that’s really tough to weld!” he then said, let’s
grind off some of this other weld first so I can weld to the
axle base metal” he then said “I was out at the
speed runs today & you guys got screwed! “That machine
looked like a green blur as it went by us in the grandstands!”
I just couldn’t believe that the driver could control
it the way he did” “Awesome job of driving”!
about a half hour later, the axle was repaired, and I had a
very good welding lesson Ky said, “how much do I owe you”?
Steve responded “an autographed photo of your machine
would be all I want” Ky had brought photos of the nachine
with him in the cockpit and me standing behind it. and quickly
autographed one each forSteve, the officer & the station
manager “WOW” Ky said. I’m gonn send the Canastola
Chamber of Commerce a letter !” “do you treat every
visitor this nicely”? With Pearl keeping us laughing all
the way, we headed on back to Minnesota. The snow dragster went
on the “show circuit” for several years, attracting
big crowds wherever it sent. It was easy to find in a show auditorium,
Just follow the holes in the concrete floor made by the studs
in the track!